Author: sevencatsandcounting

It’s Monday, it’s just past noon, and we are still in bed.

We fail to see any issue with that, Human Mommy.

–Cosmo and Sunny

With my front paws folded prettily, it’s no wonder that the paparazzi come flocking.

I guess they have to make a living somehow.

–Luna

I know you don’t like Hallmark movies, Papa Cosmo, but we’re almost halfway through this one.

Can’t we just enjoy it?

–Xena

It is hot outside and we are lounging on the cool wood floor. That does not mean we aren’t on duty.

Cough up the toll, Human Mommy.

–Amber and Lily

I’ve explained time and time again to the pack that the only way to look good in a group photo is to look directly at the camera.

Miss Stella gets it.

Cosmo and Xena not so much.

–Sunny

I do not understand why my Human Mommy spends so much time on Excel.

All I can figure is that spreadsheets for her must be like Mousies for us Cats.

–Lily

Lily, you look tuckered out. You mustn’t overdo it on the weight training.

I know all that, Cosmo. I didn’t lift today–it’s a Rest Day.

That means at least 22 hours of naps since I’m a Cat.

–Lily and Cosmo

Working out is HARD!

Proper recuperation is a must.

–Lily

Non-members frequently ask us Members about the dining options in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie-Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

I’m pleased to share that Club Membership comes with complimentary couch-side delivery of food and beverages…

…such as refreshing saucers of cream for Cat Members and Bully Sticks for the Woofie Members.

–Darth Vader

Storms are awful. I don’t like them.

Not one bit!

–Sunny