Author: sevencatsandcounting

What do you mean you already gave me treats?!

That was a lifetime ago, if it even happened!

–Darth Vader

Human Mommy is complaining of a headache. She believes that Advil will make her feel better.

She is wrong.

As her Medical Staff, we know what she really needs is a nap, some warm snuggles, and curative licks applied directly to her forehead.

–Dr.’s Stella, Sunny, and Xena

Sunny isn’t facing the right way, but I’m still taking this as a win.

I’m finally the Big Spoon!

–Xena

Three Woofies are quite a lot of Woofies to have on my couch.

If the fourth one joins them, I’ll have to take some drastic measures.

–Phelps

I want so badly to be the Big Spoon, but it’s just not happening for me…

…not with Cosmo, not with Sunny, not with ANYBODY!

–Xena

What on earth are you squawking at, Birdies?

There’s nothing here but a miniature Japanese maple…

…and an extremely unobtrusive grey stone.

–Luna

The Lion King takes his royal promenade…

…on a fine, spring day.

–Finnegan

What’s that, Human Mommy? No, I am not just relaxing.

Relaxation such as this requires innate talent and years of practice.

–Lily

The Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat is busy this Monday running his various businesses and subsidiairies from his office chair.

Sit elsewhere, Human Mommy.

–Phelps

Black, amorphous blob or discombobulated House Panther?

Does it matter?

Either way, the pillows are mine.

–Darth Vader