Sometimes, I need a little help…

…to get a good view out the front window.
–Xena
Sometimes, I need a little help…

…to get a good view out the front window.
–Xena
I think I may have mentioned this before, Humans, but I sure could use a bigger bench, both longer and wider.

A bigger, thicker cushion would be a nice add-on.
–Cosmo
Just like Tuesday, Thursday starts with a “T.”

Therefore, it’s high time for a Tummy Rub!
–Sunny
When work gets stressful, sometimes the best thing you can do…

…is to take a day off.
–Sunny
Did your Human Daddy recently trot off to the store only to forget your kibble?!

Door Dash is your best bet.
–Darth Vader
Human Mommy binges Netflix.

I binge Bird TV.
My shows are better.
–Lily
Ever wake up from a lovely Sunday snooze, in which you dreamt of catching Squirrels and batting Meowie tails with no fear of recrimination…

…only to find yourself outnumbered?
–Xena
Human Daddy is offering tasty nibbles to the Woofies…

…yet nothing to me.

What in tarnation is going on?
–Phelps
Were you planning on reading this, Human Mommy?

I don’t care. I’m just making conversation.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
Here Birdies! I am but an unobtrusive grey and white stone.

Feel free to perch on me!
–Luna