Author: sevencatsandcounting

Well hello, Mr. Mouse.

I might be tempted to nosh on you, but I recently acquired a Human servant who provides me with comestibles more delicious than yourself.

No offense.

–The Queen, Guest Contributor

Monday isn’t anyone’s favorite day.

Sometimes, the only reasonable course of action is to hunker down in one of your Dog beds and hope that Friday arrives sooner than it usually does.

–Sunny

Oh, Papa Cosmo, isn’t this toasty fire just perfect?

Oh, yes, Little Xena, it surely is.

–Xena and Cosmo

Yes, you have displeased me, Human Mommy. No, I will not tell you how.

As my servant, you should know.

Now fix it.

–Amber

Sometimes, you are a Morning Cat.

Other times, not so much.

–Amber

No, Humans, this holiday hat and neckpiece set does not make me feel festive.

It makes me angry.

–Sunny, Guest Contributor

Once a Lap Dog…

…always a Lap Dog.

–Cosmo

Sometimes, the biggest, baddest, blackest and whitest Boss Cat will settle down next to you, practically draping his tail over your innocent Canine nose.

All you can do is stay very still and hope he doesn’t notice you’re there.

–Sunny

Human, you have provided me with appropriate offerings of decanted Tuna and a heated Cat bed on the porch.

You say that you are deathly allergic to me. That is fine, as I am not a touchy-feely Feline.

Congratulations, Human. I have chosen you as my servant.

Now go make yourself useful to your Queen.

–The Queen, Guest Contributor

Yet again you are approaching the stairs without a proper offering of treats, Tuna, or bitcoin.

So how are you planning to pay the toll, Human Mommy?

–Darth Vader