Author: sevencatsandcounting

I hereby declare the biggest, bestest box that has arrived in the longest time…

…mine and only mine.

–Amber

Is it safe to assume that you procured the tuna I requested?

Packed in water, not oil, as per my instructions?

–Phelps

I’m an excellent back rest, Miss Lily.

Won’t you consider sharing a bite of your Meowie kibble with me?

–Cosmo

No, you may not engage in your clickety-clackety typing, Human Mommy.

Your Cat Manager has requisitioned your laptop as her tummy warmer.

–Amber

Approach the formidable Tree Panther with caution.

Unless you have an appropriate offering of tuna, the Tree Panther may pounce on you out of instinct, annoyance, boredom, or a bit of all three.

Best fetch that tuna (packed in water not oil.)

No one is safe until you do.

–Darth Vader

Nothing beats a harmonious cuddle…

…topped off with a tummy rub.

–Xena

Happy Father’s Day, Human Daddy!

How about some bacon to celebrate?

–Cosmo

Ahem! I would like an ear skritch…

…followed by a chin skritch.

–Amber

Sure, your white sundress is pretty, Human Mommy…

…but it will be even prettier with a sheen of shed fur.

–Phelps

We Dogs bark and growl as needed…

…but mostly we chill.

–Sunny, Xena, and Stella