Author: sevencatsandcounting

The ferocious House Panther, half-asleep…

…dares you to stroke his glorious, glossy coat.

–Darth Vader

I feel you looking at me judgementally, Human Mommy, but don’t.

I use this treadmill way more than you do, after all.

–Lily

Yes, Humans, I know. I’m better than you.

Surely you came to that realization ages ago…

–Luna

Human Daddy made us our very own cedar platform in our favorite tree.

We are delighted but have also requested a second platform, higher up.

–Finnegan

Please don’t lick the pot clean, Cosmo.

We’d all like to get a lick, too.

–Darth Vader, Xena, and Stella

I am King of all that I survey and of all that I lounge upon.

All hail the King of the World!

–Phelps

Why?

Just why?!

-Sunny

Oooh, look, a Cicada!

Surely the Humans wouldn’t mind if I made a small hole in the screen, given the circumstances.

–Amber

Do you want a tummy rub, Sunny?

That must be a rhetorical question! Here I am displaying my tummy on a Tuesday no less.

Of course I want a tummy rub!

–Sunny

I know it’s Monday, Human Mommy, but must you engage in your clickety clackety typing today?

Can’t you see I’m trying to relax here?

–Amber