Author: sevencatsandcounting

I hereby claim the Catsmas Tree…

…as mine and only mine.

Be merry elsewhere, Woofies.

–Luna

My Human inhumanely locked me out of the bathroom while she took a shower.

Unacceptable. She tanked my first meta bathroom usage study in my new bathroom.

I am therefore establishing a comfortable, permanent bathroom outpost so that this can never happen again.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Feeling particularly antisocial?

Become a sullen loaf, facing the wall.

–Phelps

When ice fishing with your Humans…

…it’s mighty important to keep your paws warm.

–Lola, Special Minnesota Guest Contributor

Well hello, Mr. Mouse.

I might be tempted to nosh on you, but I recently acquired a Human servant who provides me with comestibles more delicious than yourself.

No offense.

–The Queen, Guest Contributor

Monday isn’t anyone’s favorite day.

Sometimes, the only reasonable course of action is to hunker down in one of your Dog beds and hope that Friday arrives sooner than it usually does.

–Sunny

Oh, Papa Cosmo, isn’t this toasty fire just perfect?

Oh, yes, Little Xena, it surely is.

–Xena and Cosmo

Yes, you have displeased me, Human Mommy. No, I will not tell you how.

As my servant, you should know.

Now fix it.

–Amber

Sometimes, you are a Morning Cat.

Other times, not so much.

–Amber

No, Humans, this holiday hat and neckpiece set does not make me feel festive.

It makes me angry.

–Sunny, Guest Contributor