Human Mommy’s lap is the softest and the nicest, but it’s good to mix things up now and again.

Feeling jealous yet, Human Mommy?
–Darth Vader
Human Mommy’s lap is the softest and the nicest, but it’s good to mix things up now and again.

Feeling jealous yet, Human Mommy?
–Darth Vader
Human Daddy attached not one but two bells to my collar.
None of the other Cats have more than one bell.

Finally, my status as the preeminent Huntress of the Pride has been officially recognized.
–Luna
No, I am not being lazy, Human Mommy. Lounging is in my job description.
Now get back to that clickety-clackety typing nonsense you do for your job.

Pity you don’t qualify for a position as a Cat.
–Phelps
What’s that, Human Mommy? You want to read this magazine as you lounge in bed?

Well, you’ll just have to wait.
–Amber
There are Woofies who prefer Human Daddy’s lap.
Amateurs!

True connoisseurs know that Human Mommy’s lap is the softest and the nicest.
–Phelps
Wow, I found a humongous sun puddle!

It is basically a sun pond.
–Xena
Gimme the treat…

…or I’ll take your finger!
–Xena
Fall is Human Mommy’s favorite season.

I wholly agree!
–Sunny
I am a Feline of many titles.

I am both the Tortie Empress and the reigning Queen of Autumn.
–Amber
I am here…
You are here…

Skritch my head.
–Amber