Author: sevencatsandcounting

Here, Fishy Fishies! Don’t be scared.

Can’t we all be friends?

–Luna

It is a rare occurrence, but sometimes we see fit to bestow a double lap cuddle on a deserving Human.

We love you, Human Mommy.

We think you’re pretty great.

–Phelps and Darth Vader

My Human Mommy took me to the Vet, where they shaved my leg and stole my tooth.

Then she put me in a cone so that I couldn’t lick the itchy shaved patch.

I am understandably displeased.

I will sulk in the garage until Human Mommy removes the cone and provides me with apology brisket.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

It’s Friday, Human Mommy, and you’ve worked hard all week.

Why not take today off and not displace me from my napping spot?

–Finnegan

No matter how nice the store bought Cat bed…

…a cardboard box is always cozier.

–Darth Vader

Can’t you take your afternoon nap on Human Daddy’s side of the bed, Human Mommy?

As you can see, I’m already installed on your pillow.

–Sunny

On a hot, muggy spring day…

…nothing is quite so refreshing as nibbling on a bit of fresh salad.

–Lily

Yes, Human Mommy, you are correct to recognize my superiority.

I trust you will be making a proper tribute of tuna when I awaken from my late morning nap.

–Phelps

Oh, the sun feels so good on my snowy white belly!

I plan on staying right here until I start to melt.

–Phelps

No, you may not open the door, Human Mommy.

Blocking doors is the divine right of Cats.

–Phelps and Darth Vader