The bed is comfy but…

…the housekeeping service is subpar.
–Lily and Luna
The bed is comfy but…

…the housekeeping service is subpar.
–Lily and Luna
Your Catsmas tree isn’t truly done…


…until your Cats and Kittens insert themselves as ornaments.
–Arya and Sansa, Guest Contributors
Nothing beats some one-on-one time…

…with Human Daddy.
–Finnegan
I’m just chilling on my chair…

…next to my brother Sunny.
–Cosmo
Luna invaded my territory and declared the mountain hers.

I miss being King of the Mountain.
–Finnegan
Sure, you can nap alone.

But it’s much more convivial to nap together.
–Amber and Sunny
My daughter Lily thinks that the mountain is hers. Silly girl…

Human Daddy obviously intended it for me, the true Queen of the Mountain.
–Amber
Human Daddy was so kind to create this mountain…

…specifically for me, Tiger Queen of the Mountain.
–Lily
I know that my kibble bowl is full to the brim but I am not hungry for kibble.

I am hungry for treats.
–Luna
Humans really should rethink the days of the week.

Monday seems to occur more frequently than they’d like.
–Lily