Author: sevencatsandcounting

Eat your hearts out, ladies.

Your holiday muffin has arrived.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Let us…

FEAST!

-Luna, Amber, Darth Vader, Finnegan, Phelps, and Lily

Oh, now I understand!

Human Daddy put me in a reindeer sweater so that I could gallop through the snow…

…without catching a chill!

–Xena

A little help here, Papa Cosmo!

Human Daddy is putting me in a reindeer sweater!

Why, oh why, is this happening to me?!

-Xena

No matter what the others say…

…this mountain is and always will be mine and only mine.

–Darth Vader

Come on, Pack! It’s a beautiful day.

Let’s go!!

-Xena

Sure, you can remove me from my chair against my will, Human Mommy.

But you can never remove all the fur I have deposited here.

–Finnegan

You say it’s cold, rainy, getting dark, Human Mommy, but I’m not sure I believe you.

Let me out so that I can see for myself!

–Luna

Thank you for all your well wishes! I’m recuperating from my ordeal under a blanket…

…which I promise not even to nibble on.

–Xena

What a rough night! Human Daddy took me to the Emergency Vet because I had allegedly eaten a large portion of the blanket on the couch.

I fortunately didn’t need surgery, but it was still very scary, especially since Human Daddy couldn’t come with me.

I’m back home now, where I belong.

The moral of the story? Don’t eat blankets, or, if you must, do so only in moderation.

–Xena