Author: sevencatsandcounting

There’s nothing wrong with sleeping in…

…on a Saturday morning.

–Cosmo, Stella, Sunny, and Xena

Are you planning on coming up the stairs with that bulky bin of laundry, Human Mommy?

Please note that we have instituted a freight surcharge on the stair toll.

–Lily and Amber

I’m not sitting pointedly in front of the fridge for my health, Human Mommy.

I’m obviously feeling peckish.

–Darth Vader

Sometimes you may happen upon a confluence of Cats.

Tread very carefully or, better yet, retrace your steps down the stairs.

–Amber, Darth Vader, Luna, and Lily

There are plenty of good napping spots in my home.

The best ones are next to Papa Cosmo.

–Xena

It’s Monday again, Human Mommy. Well, Monday for you.

I’m not observing Monday this week.

I can do that since I’m a Cat.

–Amber

This bench is taken.

Try the one behind me without the comfortable cushion.

–Darth Vader

Storage units should always have a dedicated Cat shelf.

More, of course, if you have more than one Feline Overlord or Overlady…

–Arya, Guest Contributor

You seem very busy what with your three computer screens, Human Mommy.

I am busy, too. Busy napping.

–Phelps

No, you may not open this door, Human Mommy.

When will you be able to go into that room?

It will be a long wait. I have just barely started my lounging session and, as you can see, Darth is queued up to take my spot if and when I move.

–Lily