The perimeter is secure, Humans.

All thanks to me, Luna,Guard Cat Extraordinaire.
–Luna
The perimeter is secure, Humans.

All thanks to me, Luna,Guard Cat Extraordinaire.
–Luna
Don’t be jealous, Human Mommy!

Human Daddy deserves some loving too!
–Sunny
No matter how big and fierce I become…

…I’m always going to be the little spoon.
–Xena
Someone put an acorn on my head.

I am not amused.
–Phelps
You don’t have to wake up early on Saturday morning.

But you do have to provide me with my morning tummy rub.
–Lily
Thank Dog it’s Friday!

Nothing like a chin skritch to start off the weekend on the right paw!
–Xena
Strange how my perfectly sized, hot pink Dog bed smells like Meowies and Stella…

…and a little bit of Xena.
–Sunny
Don’t even try that kissy-kissy, who’s-a-good -Kitty nonsense on us!
You’re embarrassing yourself–you know the rule.

There will be no going up until you’ve paid the toll.
–Finnegan and Phelps
Nothing to see here…

Nothing but two sweetie pies being sweet on each other.
–Sunny and Xena
It’s Labor Day, Human Mommy.

There’s no reason to oust me from my chair so that you can sit at your computer and do whatever boring things you do for work.
–Darth Vader