Eat your hearts out, Ladies!
I’ll admit it–I’m not only a Lap Muffin.
I’m a Stud Muffin, too.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
Eat your heart out…
Summer
Summer is waning.
Enjoy every last moment.
–Phelps
Play Sesh
Papa Cosmo! PAPA COSMO!!!
I’m bored. Let’s play tug or wrestle or just try and herd the Meowies.
–Xena
Tech Support
Tech Support often involves looking at your Humans judgmentally…
…more than actually helping.
–Phelps
Simple Pleasures
Holding a sweet lady while drinking an ice cold Coke…
Life doesn’t get much better than this.
–Xena
Golden Boys
What are you doing socializing with a golden Woofie, Human Daddy?
I thought I was your favorite golden boy!
–Finnegan
House Panther
House Panther or…
…lump of coal?
Either way, I have no plans on getting up this Monday morning.
–Darth Vader
My Bed
I love my perfectly Cat-sized hot pink bed!
Question, though…
Why does my Cat bed smell of Woofie?!
–Lily
Moi
Ahem, Human Mommy! Why are you staring at your computer…
…instead of paying attention to moi?
–Amber
Somewhere
Yes, Human Mommy, I understand that it’s the last day of the work week and that you need to sit somewhere to perform your clickety-clackety typing.
Somewhere is NOT here, in my new office chair.
Go sit elsewhere, possibly on the floor.
–Phelps
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