Author: sevencatsandcounting

I am a dense, powerful loaf of muscular House Panther.

I am absorbing all the light of the universe in my glorious dark fur.

Don’t even try and pick me up right now, Human Mommy. I’m not in the mood for a cuddle.

–Darth Vader

Oh look! A new door!

Of course, I’m capable of scaling the 6-foot fence in a single bound.

Still, there’s nothing wrong with taking a shortcut now and again.

–Finnegan

Ahem! This may not be my favorite Cat Tree but it is still my Cat Tree and NOT a storage shelf.

Kindly remove your boots and anything else that does not belong.

–Luna

Good, you’re finally up.

I require an ear skritch and Uncle Darth says that we are verging on a Code Red situation in the kibble department.

–Lily

Gosh it’s hot out.

That doesn’t mean I don’t want some of that hot chicken you’re grilling Human Daddy.

— Cosmo

Thank goodness for park fountains…

…on hot summer days.

–Lily

Uncle Darth! Human Daddy just returned from the hunt with a stockpile of toilet paper and paper towels.

Does that mean we’re rich?

–Xena

You’re late to the home office today, Human Mommy.

Don’t worry–I’ve already responded to all your emails and held a Zoom conference with your boss.

You’re welcome.

–Arya, Guest Contributor*

*Does your Cat or Woofie want to be a Guest Contributor on 7 Cats? Simply send a photo to finneganthekitten@gmail.

Monday after a long weekend?

No thanks.

–Lily