Author: sevencatsandcounting

Stuck at home?

Keep things fresh for your Cats by rearranging their Cat Trees, thereby creating new spots for them to nap and chill.

–Amber

What do you mean you’ve already paid the stair toll, Human Mommy?

You may have paid the UP toll, but now you owe us the DOWN toll.

So pay up or you’re not going downstairs.

–Darth Vader and Phelps

It’s raining and I’m bored…

…ever so bored.

I should pounce on something.

–Luna

So my dining experience was subpar, but I still have high hopes for the sleeping accommodations provided by this hotel.

Small, dark, enclosed, with a lovely fresh comforter to leave my fur on.

Perfect, just perfect.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

It’s easiest to get over the hump in Hump Day…

…if you remain firmly and steadfastly asleep.

–Darth Vader

It’s a bit hot out, but it’s still a lovely day.

Come and join us Human Mommy!

–Cosmo, Xena, Sunny, and Stella

I placed a simple order–salmon a la carte with an extra dry ‘Niptini.

Not only was the wait interminable…

…when my food did arrive, it wasn’t what I had ordered.

What’s with the green stuff smothering my salmon? I didn’t order a glass of wine! Where’s my ‘Niptini?!

Of course I sent my meal back to the kitchen and finally received what I had ordered, minus the ‘Niptini.

I am still quite peeved about my ‘Niptini.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Human Daddy’s lap is always a happening spot…

…never more so than when he’s distributing treats from a bag on his lap.

–Sunny, Xena, Cosmo, and Stella

A glass of wine might be a treat for you, Human Mommy…

…but it does nothing at all for me.

This is what I want.*

–Luna

*Hey, Temptations, not to complain, but I still haven’t received a complimentary case of your yummy treats to ensure product placement in future posts. I am a Cat Influencer, you know.

Two monitors? You look ever so busy, Human Mommy.

Your job is still super boring, though.

Wake me for Happy Hour ‘Niptinis but not before.

–Phelps