Author: sevencatsandcounting

That new hammock looks comfortable, Human Mommy, but please be careful!

No sudden moves…

Don’t swing too hard…

Call for Human Daddy’s assistance when you are ready to get out…

You are the clumsiest Human I know, Human Mommy.

Seeing you in a hammock is not exactly relaxing for me.

–Cosmo

Dog friends greet each other with a good, long butt sniff.

Your Meowie friends may not feel comfortable with this tradition.

It’s usually best to err on the side of caution and offer a simple nose kiss instead.

–Stella

You don’t need to get all of your body on your Human Mommy’s lap…

…to have an excellent lap cuddle.

–Cosmo

No, you may not take a Catnap, Human Mommy.

Catnaps are for Cat Managers and not for Human Employees.

Now get back to work.

–Amber

Serious discussions can happen any time, anywhere.

But they are best conducted in the kitchen, so that you can get a snack after your talk.

–Darth Vader and Stella

I wonder if there are tasty fishies…

…in the new body of water that magically appeared in my backyard.

–Lily

Oh no, Humans!

I’m melting!

–Lily

Gosh it’s hot today! And it’s even hotter with Little Xena curled up next to me.

Since I obviously can’t ask Xena to move, how about turning up the AC, Humans?

–Cosmo

Hello there! I am the King of the Pond.

The water is warm and there’s plenty to eat.

The only annoying part is the constant clicking clacking of the paparazzi’s cameras.

–King Frog