Author: sevencatsandcounting

You know, Human Mommy, maybe your Cat Managers wouldn’t take so many naps…

…if your job was interesting.

Seriously, how many Excel spreadsheets does the world need?!

–Lily

Thank you for my new, hot pink bed, Human Daddy!

It’s the perfect fit!

Not to be rude, but I think Stella might require a larger size.

–Stella and Xena

No, I didn’t take this flip-flop from Human Daddy.

He gave it to me.

–Stella

Yes, Human Mommy, I understand it’s Monday and you have to go to “work.”

What I don’t understand is how that necessitates displacing me from my cushy office chair.

–Phelps

I’m not antisocial.

I’m just not feeling very social right now.

Kindly stop taking my picture, Human Mommy, and let me enjoy some alone time.

–Darth Vader

Oh the joy…

…of a Woofie-less bed!

–Finnegan

Oh, no!

It’s happening again.

I’m melting.

–Lily

I know it’s hot, Papa Cosmo, but haven’t we done enough lounging for one day?

Surely it’s time to play!

–Xena

You failed to pay the stair toll and now you want to saunter down the upstairs hall as if you own the joint.

No.

–Amber, Lily, and Darth Vader

Ahem!

My ears are not going to skritch themselves.

Aaaaah! Much better!

–Sunny