No, I do not want one of the Woofies’ health bars.
No, I don’t want a Pupperoni either.
This is what I want.
FINALLY!
–Luna*
*Hey Temptations! Not to brag, but I consider myself to be an Influencer in the Cat Blogging world. How about sending over a complimentary case of Temptations so that I can ensure your product’s placement in future posts?
There is no room for you on this bench, Humans.
Obviously.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Don’t disturb my nap.
I have sharp fangs, laser eyes, and murder mittens.
I also have an arsenal.
–Phelps
I am the only Cat eating at the Kibble bowl.
But the Kibble bowl is running low.
Code Yellow!
–Darth Vader
Code Red! The kibble bowl is empty!
Code Orange! The kibble bowl is full but it’s too crowded to get a proper mouthful.
I am going to starve.
–Darth Vader
This lawn must be the luckiest in the neighborhood…
…as it contains a black Cat lounging on a bed of clover.
–Darth Vader
My Big Bro Cosmo is…
…the best body pillow.
–Sunny
Happy Friday, Human Mommy! You should go to work across the hall.
I’ll lounge right here until it’s Niptini time.
–Darth Vader
Go ahead and hit the snooze button again, Human Mommy.
I’m enjoying our cuddle session.
–Luna
When the Birdies don’t show up at their usual congregation site…
…a Great Ornithologist has to get creative and hunt… er… seek them out.
–Luna
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