Author: sevencatsandcounting

You seem very busy what with your three computer screens, Human Mommy.

I am busy, too. Busy napping.

–Phelps

No, you may not open this door, Human Mommy.

When will you be able to go into that room?

It will be a long wait. I have just barely started my lounging session and, as you can see, Darth is queued up to take my spot if and when I move.

–Lily

I am a dense, powerful loaf of muscular House Panther.

I am absorbing all the light of the universe in my glorious dark fur.

Don’t even try and pick me up right now, Human Mommy. I’m not in the mood for a cuddle.

–Darth Vader

Oh look! A new door!

Of course, I’m capable of scaling the 6-foot fence in a single bound.

Still, there’s nothing wrong with taking a shortcut now and again.

–Finnegan

Ahem! This may not be my favorite Cat Tree but it is still my Cat Tree and NOT a storage shelf.

Kindly remove your boots and anything else that does not belong.

–Luna

Good, you’re finally up.

I require an ear skritch and Uncle Darth says that we are verging on a Code Red situation in the kibble department.

–Lily

Gosh it’s hot out.

That doesn’t mean I don’t want some of that hot chicken you’re grilling Human Daddy.

— Cosmo

Thank goodness for park fountains…

…on hot summer days.

–Lily

Uncle Darth! Human Daddy just returned from the hunt with a stockpile of toilet paper and paper towels.

Does that mean we’re rich?

–Xena