No, you may not open this door, Human Mommy.
When will you be able to go into that room?
It will be a long wait. I have just barely started my lounging session and, as you can see, Darth is queued up to take my spot if and when I move.
–Lily
I am a dense, powerful loaf of muscular House Panther.
I am absorbing all the light of the universe in my glorious dark fur.
Don’t even try and pick me up right now, Human Mommy. I’m not in the mood for a cuddle.
–Darth Vader
Oh look! A new door!
Of course, I’m capable of scaling the 6-foot fence in a single bound.
Still, there’s nothing wrong with taking a shortcut now and again.
–Finnegan
Ahem! This may not be my favorite Cat Tree but it is still my Cat Tree and NOT a storage shelf.
Kindly remove your boots and anything else that does not belong.
–Luna
Good, you’re finally up.
I require an ear skritch and Uncle Darth says that we are verging on a Code Red situation in the kibble department.
–Lily
Gosh it’s hot out.
That doesn’t mean I don’t want some of that hot chicken you’re grilling Human Daddy.
— Cosmo
Thank goodness for park fountains…
…on hot summer days.
–Lily
Uncle Darth! Human Daddy just returned from the hunt with a stockpile of toilet paper and paper towels.
Does that mean we’re rich?
–Xena
Your chair, Human Mommy? Do its golden stripes complement your fur… er… hair just so?
No, I thought not.
Leave the chair to me as it suits me well.
–Finnegan
You’re late to the home office today, Human Mommy.
Don’t worry–I’ve already responded to all your emails and held a Zoom conference with your boss.
You’re welcome.
–Arya, Guest Contributor*
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