Happy Friday, Humans! It’s time to chill.
Or it will be, right after you open a celebratory can of tuna and pour me a saucer of fresh cream.
–Lily
Make Your Presence Known
You should make your presence known when your Humans are cooking…
…so that they know to share the meal with you.
–Darth Vader
Stockings
It’s important to tend to your stockings daily…
…to maintain their brilliant whiteness.
–Lily
Big Responsibility
Being a Dog Dad to Little Xena is a big responsibility.
I wouldn’t trade it for anything, not even all the bully sticks in the world.
–Cosmo
Don’t Move
Good lap, Human Daddy!
Don’t move.
–Lily
Pillow
The Empress will share her bed…
…but not her pillow.
…Never her pillow.
–Amber
Sun
Just like plants…
…Cats require sunlight to thrive.
–Luna
Facial
Mama Stella gives the best facials.
–Xena
Screen Time
Too much screen time is bad for your Humans.
Monitor them closely.
Pounce if necessary.
–Luna
Yum!!!
Homemade boiled chicken AND sauteed chicken gizzards?!
Yes, please.
–Cosmo, Stella, Xena, Sunny, and Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 