A glass of wine might be a treat for you, Human Mommy…
…but it does nothing at all for me.
This is what I want.*
–Luna
*Hey, Temptations, not to complain, but I still haven’t received a complimentary case of your yummy treats to ensure product placement in future posts. I am a Cat Influencer, you know.
Two monitors? You look ever so busy, Human Mommy.
Your job is still super boring, though.
Wake me for Happy Hour ‘Niptinis but not before.
–Phelps
You know, Human Mommy, maybe your Cat Managers wouldn’t take so many naps…
…if your job was interesting.
Seriously, how many Excel spreadsheets does the world need?!
–Lily
Thank you for my new, hot pink bed, Human Daddy!
It’s the perfect fit!
Not to be rude, but I think Stella might require a larger size.
–Stella and Xena
No, I didn’t take this flip-flop from Human Daddy.
He gave it to me.
–Stella
Yes, Human Mommy, I understand it’s Monday and you have to go to “work.”
What I don’t understand is how that necessitates displacing me from my cushy office chair.
–Phelps
I’m not antisocial.
I’m just not feeling very social right now.
Kindly stop taking my picture, Human Mommy, and let me enjoy some alone time.
–Darth Vader
Oh the joy…
…of a Woofie-less bed!
–Finnegan
Oh, no!
It’s happening again.
I’m melting.
–Lily
I know it’s hot, Papa Cosmo, but haven’t we done enough lounging for one day?
Surely it’s time to play!
–Xena
