That’s my window box, Lily. Kindly unbox yourself.
Haven’t you ever heard that possession is nine-tenths of the law, Luna?
The fact that I’m a Queen and you’re a mere Princess makes up for the other tenth.
Now, shoo.
Don’t make me late for my mid-morning nap.
–Luna and Lily
Waking up is overrated…
…particularly on a Sunday.
–Lily
When the resistance is not enough and the perfectly furred sheets are ripped from your bed…
Refur, citoyens!!!
Refur with all your might!
–Darth Vader
Sometimes the Humans will feel compelled to change the perfectly furred sheets on your bed.
Resist!
Resist with all your might.
–Darth Vader
IMPORTANT: DO NOT WATER CAT FUR. DO NOT SPRITZ CAT WITH SPRAY BOTTLE. CAT IS NOT A PLANT.
–Luna
What do you mean we’re out of treats, Human Mommy?!
The Woofies still have a whole bag of Pupperoni.
We’ll take that.
–Finnegan and Luna
There’s something up there…
I know there is!
Well hello there, Charlie! Are there lots of plump mice on your side of the rainbow bridge?
–Luna and Charlie
Is the laundry basket magnetic?
Or has Human Daddy provided generous piles of treats?
–Darth, Luna, Finnegan, Lily, and Amber
Are you too full to finish your last bite of dinner, Human Daddy?
We don’t want to waste food.
Please allow me to help.
–Cosmo
I’ve got a full belly,…
…a comfortable bed, and a crackly fire to keep me warm.
All is well.
–Sunny
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