The Straw Cat is nice.

But he looks nothing like me.
–Finnegan
The Straw Cat is nice.

But he looks nothing like me.
–Finnegan
It is Spring. Winter is coming.

HBO, Sunday.
–Phelps
Seriously, Human Mommy?
You still think you can sit on our Feline Throne?

No.
–Quicksilver
You know it’s spring when…

…the outdoor drinking fountains are back in service.
–Quicksilver
Don’t just nap.

Nap like you mean it.
–Lily
Head skritches…

…are always…

…best performed…

…al fresco.
–Darth Vader
Should I go in or do I want to stay out?
Will I trip my Humans as they go in and out?

I will meditate on all the possibilities.
–Quicksilver
Don’t you get it, Human Mommy?

You are never getting this seat.
–Finnegan
You are indulging in a questionably healthy snack, Human Mommy.
My question is this…

WHERE IS MY SNACK?
-Darth Vader
If you are an only Cat, it is your duty and yours alone to supervise your Human Mommy the days that she stares at her computer screen interminably… er… works from home.

Napping with one eye open is not as relaxing as it sounds.
–Charly, Guest Contributor