One of the Meowies perfumed my bed.
I get it, Humans.
No way, no how can you erase that smell.
Still…
You could order me a new bed from Chewy or Amazon or even Costco.
Extra Large, please.
Rush shipping.
–Cosmo
Mirror, mirror…
Mirror, mirror on the wall…
Who’s the handsomest of them all?
–Phelps
Pleasure Gardens
Keep a close eye on your Humans as they tend to your pleasure gardens.
You want to make sure that the sushi vending machine… er… pond is well stocked.
–Quicksilver
Wanna Play?
Wanna play, Meowies?
The Humans got us a new orange squeaky snake!
Here you go. I’m giving the snake to you.
Won’t you please play with me?
–Xena
Turndown
The turndown service in this establishment leaves much to be desired.
–Darth Vader
Rearrangements
So you’re rearranging the living room again, Humans.
Count me unimpressed.
–Finnegan
Lullaby
Could you sing my beloved Daffodils a lullaby, Humans?
I want them to wake up sunny and well rested tomorrow.
–Phelps
Big Squirrel
Wowza!
That’s a big Squirrel!
–Xena
Your Chair?
Your chair, Human Mommy?
I think not…
You’d best queue up behind Darth Vader and wait your turn.
–Amber
Stone Circle
No, you may not join me in my stone circle, Luna.
This circle is mine.
Find your own.
–Finnegan
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