Cosmo may be big…

He may be tough…

But he’s no match for me, Xena, Warrior Princess!
–Xena
Cosmo may be big…

He may be tough…

But he’s no match for me, Xena, Warrior Princess!
–Xena
This new carpet complements my fur rather nicely.

You have good taste, Humans.
–Amber
You can stare and even bark at fearsome Meowies.

So long as you have backup.
–Xena
It’s Friday, Humans!

You may rub my tummy to celebrate.
–Lily
Even Guard Cats need…

…some R and R.
–Luna
Good morning, Human Mommy!

Can I get a belly rub before you get coffee?
–Sunny
Your chair, Human Mommy?

What nonsense is this?
–Lily
It’s more convivial to eat with a friend than to eat alone.

Hiya, Sunny! Can I join you?

Sorry, Xena! You know I love you, but I’ve nearly licked my bowl clean!
–Xena and Sunny
No, I don’t want to move.

Why don’t you put down that heavy, awkward, heaping bin of laundry and come back when it won’t inconvenience me to have you trundle clumsily up the stairs?
–Quicksilver
Oh Romeo! Wherefore art thou my Romeo?

Oh, you’re right there.

Did you bring me the treats, cream, tuna and ‘nip I requested?
–Amber