Hiya! My name is Frieda. I just moved in with my big brother Fritz next to Grammy Cat’s house.
I also just acquired a bright pink unicorn, picked out by Xena and sent to me by her Human Mommy.
I really like my new unicorn and I’m going to play with it very gently, even though Xena tells me that the most fun game with stuffies involves finding their squeakers and removing them.
—Frieda, Guest Contributor
Don’t be jealous, Sunny! You’re my all around favorite Chin Rest.
But sometimes I need the neck stretch only Cosmo can provide.
—Stella
All naps are lovely…
…but a late spring nap with the scent of fresh, young lavender may be the loveliest of all.
—Luna
Think we’ll be getting a lovely Sunday brunch today, Cosmo?
Given the late hour, I think we’ve missed the brunch window, Sunny. I did see Human Daddy bringing in charcoal, though, and you know that means Grilled Meat!
—Sunny and Cosmo
Who dares barge into the Private Members Only Cat and Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch?
Oh, it’s you, Human Mommy. Do make yourself useful by fetching me some refreshments.
—Darth Vader
It’s good that the windows are open so that I can clearly smell the meat Human Daddy is grilling.
It’s bad that the windows are open because that means the beloved AC can’t be on and without the AC, I’m going to melt, most likely before I get even a nibble of that good smelling meat.
—Cosmo
Sure, I could sunbathe on the stone path…
But why not maximize my comfort by using this perfectly sized carpet that happens to match my golden coat.?
—Sunny
Dinner smells mighty good!
Surely the Humans won’t mind if I help myself to a nibble.
—Xena
Please stop disturbing us, Human Mommy!
This is MY time with Human Daddy.
—Xena
