My Eyes

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Be careful gazing upon my eyes, Human Followers, lest you find yourselves decanting a fresh can of tuna or ordering a supply of Temptations online.

A magnificent, magnetic Black Panther sits upon a red boulder, with lovely greenery behind him, and commands you to do his bidding with his yellow and green eyes. You are powerless to refuse.

My influence extends far beyond my physical presence, space, and time.

—Darth Vader

Innovation

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The Lion King doesn’t appreciate the constant criticism he receives from the other Cats, the Humans and even the Woofies regarding his fountain-drinking technique.

On hot days, nothing is quite so refreshing as cooling one’s front paws in the fresh fountain water.

The Lion King is right. His critics are wrong.

The Lion King is a fountain-drinking innovator.

—Finnegan

Pros

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Golf Clubs have Golf Pros whereas the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie-Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, has Nap Pros.

Two cats nap peacefully on a puffy light green cushion atop a dark brown outdoor rattan couch. The cat on the left has white fur on his chest and front legs and orange stripy fur on his head, back, and tail. The right cat is a dark void. Both cats are demonstrating exquisite nap positions, the left with his front paws extended and the void with his head upside down. Don’t try this on your own. They are pros.

Same, same, except for the fact that napping is obviously better than golfing.

—Finnegan and Darth Vader