Humans, when you are making a sandwich, be careful to grab the loaf of bread…

…and not the loaf of House Panther.
–Darth Vader
Humans, when you are making a sandwich, be careful to grab the loaf of bread…

…and not the loaf of House Panther.
–Darth Vader
My magnificent, white-tipped tail is a squiggle.

I’m trying out a casual look for the weekend.
–Phelps
Ever feel the furs on the back of your neck stand up…

…as if you were being appraised by two Apex Predators?
–Xena
I hear spring is coming soon…

…but it’s still toasty fire season in my house.
–Xena
Behold the Sleeping Beauty…

…as she practices the sacred art of snoozing.
–Twyla, Guest Contributor
I’m a lucky guy indeed…

…to enjoy a quality snooze with gorgeous Stella!
–Sunny
I’m a fancy Doggo because I wear a tux…

…and also because my paws are crossed.
–Cosmo
Oh, what a fine new Cat Tree…

…for me and me alone.
I hereby claim it.
–Lily
We Cats are aesthetically perfect and are infallible in our critiques of art. Our Humans, not so much.

This is why it falls to us to make helpful suggestions, such as the necessity of immediately replacing the painting of the huge, white, hoofy creature with an equally large, if not larger, oil portrait of one’s Cat.
–Puck, Guest Contributor
At the end of a tough week, nothing is more satisfying…

…than making a Doggoe sandwich on the beloved Sleeping Cloud.
–Sunny, Stella and Cosmo