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Working out is HARD!

Proper recuperation is a must.

–Lily

Non-members frequently ask us Members about the dining options in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie-Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

I’m pleased to share that Club Membership comes with complimentary couch-side delivery of food and beverages…

…such as refreshing saucers of cream for Cat Members and Bully Sticks for the Woofie Members.

–Darth Vader

Storms are awful. I don’t like them.

Not one bit!

–Sunny

Should I lounge on this couch or that couch?

Sometimes, you don’t have to choose.

–Sunny

Sometimes, it’s just too hot to do much of anything.

And that’s okay.

–Stella and Cosmo

What am I doing? Oh, nothing much…

Just contemplating my dinner options. Do I feel like sushi or something meatier? Or maybe I should go with a surf-and-turf option…

–Luna

Even the Tortie Empress appreciates a good roll on the sunbaked stones from time to time.

Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it.

–Amber

Maybe if I gaze wistfully upon the Meowie Kibble long enough…

…Human Mommy will get the hint that I could go for some kibble, too.

–Cosmo

Starvation is imminent.

We are not exaggerating.

–Phelps and Darth Vader*

*But mostly DV since he is the SpokesCat, his tummy is highly sensitive to emptiness, either actual or anticipated, and he has the mind of an accountant who happens to count kibble instead of tax breaks.

Is your Human Daddy considering running errands on a weekend, thus abandoning you, his Little Bundle of Joy?!

Sit on him. Now he can’t go anywhere.

–Xena