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I would most appreciate it, Humans, if you use fireworks only in moderation to celebrate the 4th, or better yet, not at all.

The King of the World needs his sleep.

–Phelps

A new bench cushion? How very kind of you, Humans!

And, no, you may not share it with us.

–Darth Vader and Phelps

Contentment is…

…a box.

–Lily

I’m a helpful, Doggo, yes I am!

I’m gonna lick this cutting board so clean that you won’t need to bother with the dishwasher!

–Xena

This is my nest.

No pictures allowed.

–Luna

What a fine day to relax on a cool bed of grass…

…while listening to the trickle of the garden stream.

–Phelps

No one should work today, Human Mommy.

It’s just too hot.

–Amber

When the Tortie Empress is away…

…the Tiger Queen and Lion King will occupy the biggest, bestest box that has arrived in the longest time.

–Lily and Finnegan

I hereby declare the biggest, bestest box that has arrived in the longest time…

…mine and only mine.

–Amber

Is it safe to assume that you procured the tuna I requested?

Packed in water, not oil, as per my instructions?

–Phelps