It is Saturday, yet you are working on your computer, Human Mommy.
Count me unimpressed.
–Amber
Unimpressed
Hello
Hello there, Friday!
I’ve been waiting for you all week.
–Xena
Binge Watching
The most pleasurable part of binge watching is not the watching.
It’s the lounging.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Toll Collector
It’s my first day on my new job and I’m ever so excited!
I’m in training to be a Stair Toll Collector!
–Xena
With the tight economy, we have relaxed our hiring standards.
–Amber
Double Standard
I don’t like to think that there’s a double standard…
…but the Meowies don’t seem constrained by the same household rules we Good Doggoes observe.
–Xena
TV
Yes, Human Mommy, I know that I have approximately 20 other windows, but I want to watch Birdie TV out of this window.
Remove the AC forthwith!
–Amber
Treats
Temptations, please.
NOW!!
–Luna
Doppeldogger
I have recently acquired a Doppeldogger, but I’m not allowed to chew it, nibble on it, or even lick it.
What, I ask you, is the point?
–Archie, Guest Contributor
Friday
It’s finally Friday! What are my weekend plans?
You are looking at them.
–Lily
Treat
It’s a treat when Phelps is outside on important Guard Cat business.
It means I get to enjoy the highest perch of the Most Sacred Cat Tree.
–Luna
