I’m not antisocial.

I’m just not feeling very social right now.

Kindly stop taking my picture, Human Mommy, and let me enjoy some alone time.
–Darth Vader
I’m not antisocial.

I’m just not feeling very social right now.

Kindly stop taking my picture, Human Mommy, and let me enjoy some alone time.
–Darth Vader
Oh the joy…

…of a Woofie-less bed!
–Finnegan
Oh, no!

It’s happening again.

I’m melting.
–Lily
I know it’s hot, Papa Cosmo, but haven’t we done enough lounging for one day?

Surely it’s time to play!
–Xena
You failed to pay the stair toll and now you want to saunter down the upstairs hall as if you own the joint.

No.
–Amber, Lily, and Darth Vader
Ahem!

My ears are not going to skritch themselves.

Aaaaah! Much better!
–Sunny
Thank you for finally unrolling my new carpet, Human Daddy.

Please keep the Woofies off my new carpet. It’s mine and they have questionable hygiene practices.
–Lily
After a lively Saturday night of Catting…

…a long Sunday snooze is de riguer.
–Phelps and Amber
There’s nothing wrong with sleeping in…

…on a Saturday morning.
–Cosmo, Stella, Sunny, and Xena
Are you planning on coming up the stairs with that bulky bin of laundry, Human Mommy?

Please note that we have instituted a freight surcharge on the stair toll.
–Lily and Amber