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Planning on going up the stairs without paying the toll?

No, no, and no.

–Amber, Lily, and Darth Vader

Want to relax and burn calories at the same time?

Try napping on a piece of exercise equipment.

Might work…

–Lily

Weekend plans should always include…

…ample time for napping.

–Finnegan

Rainy days are just lovely.

They make for the best Bird TV.

–Lily

The Lion’s Head Tavern is a seasonal establishment.

Take advantage while you still can.

–Phelps

How lucky you are, Human Mommy…

…to wake up next to a gloriously glossy House Panther.

–Darth Vader

No, you may not sit on the bench, Human Mommy.

The final spot is reserved for Phelps when and if he decides he prefers the bench cushion over his cushion of leaves.

–Darth Vader

It’s Monday again, Human Mommy.

You know what will make things better?

Dog biscuits.

–Cosmo

Oh good! The Sunday Times has arrived.

You weren’t planning on reading this, were you?

Good.

You know the Times is my favorite Sunday napping spot.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent