Uncategorized

I am not lazy. I am just lazing.

There’s a difference.

—Apollo

OMD, it’s been a long week and it’s only Tuesday.

There’s nothing for it but to settle in for a long restorative nap.

—Sunny

Oh, it is most glorious to sit in a sun-filled window…

…with the summer breeze fluttering my glossy stripes.

—Lily

Little Apollo, it’s Saturday, which is a day for relaxation, but you seem to be as bouncy and pouncy as ever. Could you maybe take a break and chill?

No, Miss Stella, I could not.

I’m a KITTEN!

—Stella and Apollo

Human Daddy has added an extra cushion to my throne.

I very much approve.

—Darth Vader

It’s great to take in the view…

…with a friend.

—Apollo and Xena

It’s been a whole five minutes since Luna last hissed at me.

Maybe that’s because she’s zonked out…

…or maybe she’s starting to like me.

—Apollo

In or out, Little Xena? the Humans ask.

I fail to see why I have to choose just one.

—Xena

So I guess I’m Human Mommy’s Cat Manager now.

Fortunately, Great Aunt Amber has transmitted detailed instructions from across the Rainbow Bridge.

Unfortunately, I have not yet managed to reduce the volume of Human Mommy’s percussive typing.

According to Human Mommy’s personnel file, this is a longstanding performance issue.

—Apollo