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Your parallel parking alarms me, Human Mommy.

Would you like me to take the wheel?

–Finnegan

Wait your turn to sit on the bench.

Your turn is, as always, after your Cats have had their turns.

Kindly queue up behind Quicksliver but understand that Phelps, Finnegan, Amber, Lily, and Luna are well within their rights to cut in front of you because they are Cats and you are not.

–Darth Vader

It’s hard to take a good family photo where everyone’s eyes are open and looking at the camera.

Don’t give up!

–Cosmo, Xena, Stella and Sunny

Sure, you can just sit to eat…

…but food tastes better on an angle.

–Sunny

I am sleeping on……a cloud.

–Quicksilver

It’s terrible when…

…the cool spot you discovered…

…suddenly gets super popular…

…and crowded.

–Cosmo

I am King…

…of the Mountain!

Fortunately my Mountain has some yummy crumbs.

–Tucker Jr., Guest Contributor

No, this is not a doormat. It is my napping tatami.

Kindly find an alternate entrance.

–Quicksilver

As the first Cat to sit upon this new couch, I proclaim it mine.

All mine.

–Luna

Want to be in prime form?

Don’t neglect your abs.

Reach for your trainer’s hand as if it were a Birdie.

–Phelps