It is boring to wait for a lap.

But it is lovely to sit on a lap, particularly when another Cat is waiting.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
It is boring to wait for a lap.

But it is lovely to sit on a lap, particularly when another Cat is waiting.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Whenever a Human is in the kitchen, you should deploy your Puppy Eyes.

Kitchen = Food = Potential Treats
–Xena
Hot diggity Dog!

It’s finally fire season.
–Cosmo
Park benches are comfortable under drizzle…

…provided there’s a protective, leafy overhang.
–Phelps and Darth Vader
I do my best thinking…

…in loaf position.
–Lily
Be sure to hydrate…

…to maintain your tuxedo’s luxurious glossiness.
–Phelps
Oh gosh, Human Mommy, I sure would love to take a brisk walk with you in this unseasonably warm weather.

Unfortunately, as you can see, I’m otherwise engaged as Stella’s pillow.
–Sunny
Just because it’s technically fall…

…doesn’t mean you can’t still sunbathe.
–Quicksilver
Everytime I come outside, she’s there, too!

No matter how much I bark at her, she never joins me in a round of chase, a bout of tug, or a wrestling match.

So annoying!
–Xena
Oh drat!

Quicksilver slurped up ALL the water.
–Darth Vader