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My boyfriend Cosmo has many good qualities.

Knowing how to be a pillow is one of them.

–Stella

Nice new pan, Human Daddy, but does it cook things just so?

Better give your beloved Dog a taste to make sure.

–Cosmo

I don’t question it when you drink wine out of those tiny, fragile goblets, do I, Human Mommy?

So why are you questioning my chosen drinking receptacle?

–Lily

Are we busy?

Very.

We are busy lounging.

–Darth Vader and Phelps

Hey, Humans!

Wouldn’t your romantic, al fresco dinner be much improved…

…by the addition of a beloved Dog?

–Cosmo

Welcome home from your work trip, Human Mommy.

Did your Cat Manager authorize this?

No, no I did NOT!

Now I will ignore you, more pointedly than usual.

–Amber

Some of us prefer to nap all spread out…

…and some of us prefer squeezing ourselves into a cozy Meowie bed.

You do you.

There is no wrong way to nap.

–Cosmo and Sunny

I am napping but I am also actively ignoring you, Humans.

You have to be a Cat to pull this off.

–Luna

I can see you, Uncle Darth, I can smell you, but somehow I can’t get at you.

This new door Human Daddy installed is some kind of magic.

–Xena

I am at perfect repose except for my tail…

…in which there remains sufficient muscle tension to maintain a perfect curve.

–Lily