I’m sorry you Humans are neither small nor flexible enough to curl up in a box for a nap.

You don’t know what you’re missing.
–Finnegan
I’m sorry you Humans are neither small nor flexible enough to curl up in a box for a nap.

You don’t know what you’re missing.
–Finnegan
Auntie Amber, I know that all pillows belong to Meowies, but can you give me first dibs as I am recuperating?

You make for a cute lamp, Xena, but no.
The law is clear–pillows fall under Feline jurisdiction.
–Xena and Amber
I have returned from the Vet, only to be confined to a Fortress of Solitude, with an unflattering lampshade around my neck.

Woe is me.
–Xena
When it’s chilly outside…

…it’s sometimes better to share a lap than to wait for an individual one.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Nothing beats a good, lazy Sunday.

–Sunny, Stella, Xena, and Cosmo
This is my fire, Woofies.

There’s no room for you to sit.
–Amber
The proper tail drape…

…makes every photo great.
–Darth Vader
A stare down is inevitable…

…when there is only one treat remaining and more than one Cat.
–Darth Vader and Luna
Why, oh why…

…did this happen to me?!
–Xena
It is nice to have a second floor in your home.

Getting up high gives you a good vantage point on the birds.
–Amber