The Iron Throne is no longer occupied.

Now it is way less enticing.
–Darth Vader
The Iron Throne is no longer occupied.

Now it is way less enticing.
–Darth Vader
Sure, I could sit on the couch cushion…

…but I am destined to sit upon the iron–er aluminum–throne.

I am the true King of the Seven Catdoms.*
–Darth Vader
*My Humans have been binge-watching Game of Thrones, in case that wasn’t obvious.
TDIF, Sunny! It’s Friday! We should celebrate…

Ummm…..
Cos, isn’t a good, long nap celebration enough?
–Cosmo and Sunny
Are you melting in the early summer heat?
Let Nature take its course…

Be the puddle.
–Darth Vader
You kiss me…

…I lick you.

Fair’s fair.
–Xena
Sometimes you are walking along innocently…

…when you encounter a hand.

Attack Mode Activated
–Phelps
Nothing beats…

…a head skritch.
–Sunny
You can make all the kissy-kissy noises you want, Humans.

I will not deign to look at the camera.
–Finnegan
Gosh, this couch is mighty comfortable but it’s food o’clock.
Do you suppose our Humans will deliver our dinner here, Sunny?

If not, Cosmo, we could always try Grubhub or DoorDash or Uber Eats…
–Cosmo and Sunny
Beware of the fearsome Mountain Lioness!

She is mighty bored and might pounce on just about anything.
–Luna