Going up, Humans? No, you’re not.
I’m relaxing here.
–Darth Vader
Apex Predator
The Apex Predator is ignoring you.
You may survive if you de-can her breakfast promptly.
–Amber
Taller
Usually, I’m the shortest Dog, but sometimes I’m the tallest Dog.
It depends.
-Xena
Reservation System
Human Daddy’s lap can get awfully crowded.
Maybe we should consider instituting a reservation system.
–Finnegan, Cosmo, and Sunny
Waiting
It’s dreadful when you have to wait your turn for the only bed in the entire house.
–Darth Vader
Friday Casual
It’s Friday.
You can wear jeans to work.
We can lounge on the stairs.
The stair toll is still due.
–Lily
When
I ordered my al fresco dinner of wet food and cream ages ago…
When is my order arriving?
When?!
–Darth Vader
What Next?
What next, Sunny? Should we run after the frisbee, a ball, or maybe some Squirrels? Should we wrestle until we are panting and then do some tug or maybe vice versa?
What next?!
Given the heat, sweet Xena, I think a nap should be next on our agenda.
–Xena and Sunny
Work
You are working at work, Humans.
I am working at being cute.
–Xena
Clicky Noise
Do you realize that your camera phone makes a clicky noise everytime you take my photo?
That’s quite rude, especially as I am trying to catch up on my requisite 18+ hours of beauty sleep.
–Lily
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