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When the Humans return from the market, it is my job to smell the purchases carefully…

…in order to figure out…

…what they bought for me.

–Xena

It is good to have a guard tower…

…even one that gets your paws wet…

…in order to protect your Stone Circle against interlopers.

–Finnegan

I don’t understand why Human Daddy insists on reading the ingredients’ list…

Just give me one of those biscuits, Human Daddy! In a single sniff, I’ll know its composition.

If it’s good, I’ll eat it.

–Cosmo

The best seat is the one right next to your Human masseuse.

–Sunny

Vader. Darth Vader.

I’ll take my tunatini shaken, not stirred.

–Darth Vader

You are my pillow, Human Mommy, and I am Xena’s pillow.

It is glorious to have and to be a pillow.

–Sunny

Clover/grass bed + gentle breeze + sunbeam =

Contentment.

–Cosmo

There’s nothing wrong with a glass of wine, Human Mommy, but what about adding some cheese and crackers?

A wine spill would be cold. A cheese and/or cracker drop would be delicious.

–Sunny

My Girl is a Woofie.

Does anybody have a problem with that?

–Frank, Guest Contributor

Uh-oh! I sense a Meowie behind me…

Maybe if I wag my tail double time, he’ll think I’m a fan and not insist on the stair toll.

–Sunny