My brother is getting tummy rubs from Human Daddy and I am not.

Totally unfair!
–Cosmo
My brother is getting tummy rubs from Human Daddy and I am not.

Totally unfair!
–Cosmo
What’s that, Butterfly? I can barely hear you…

Perhaps, if I get a bit closer…

Oh yes, I agree! The weather is quite lovely.
–Darth Vader
Thanks for our new futon, which replaces the old sectional, out of which we allegedly chewed the smithereens.

Quick question… Where are you going to sit, Humans?
–Cosmo, Sunny, Stella, and Xena
Monday again?

I’m not in the mood.
–Darth Vader
I’m a lucky fellow…

…to have such a beautiful, sweet Lady Dog curled up next to me.
–Sunny
The Humans look forward to sleeping in on the weekend.

Poor Humans! They obviously don’t take enough weekday naps.
–Quicksilver
Must we do walkies, Human Mommy?

I sure…

…could…

…use a snooze.
–Sunny
I have a question, Human Mommy.

Why does my bed smell of Woofie?!
–Amber
You weren’t thinking of sitting here, were you?
I should hope not…

This is my throne.
–Lily
Too small?

Nah, my bed is just right.
–Sunny