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My subscription to the Journal of Mid-Atlantic Ornithology is running late.

I am most displeased by this and will wait impatiently atop the mailbox until my magazine is delivered.

—Luna

Loaf mode…

…activated.

—Luna

The very best spot on the new loveseat is the top of the back cushion.

You should really try this out, Cosmo! Are you sure you’re too big?

Pretty sure, Sunny, but that’s okay.

You enjoy it for the both of us.

—Sunny and Cosmo

The Rainbow Donut is always a comfy lounging spot…

…but it’s the absolute comfiest when my gal Stella joins me.

—Sunny

I know I’m gorgeous.

Kind of you to notice.

—Lily

Sometimes I feel like the Humans don’t give me enough credit for all the housework I do, like licking clean their dinner plates.

Seriously, they don’t even need a dishwasher when I’m through!

—Cosmo

After frolicking on the fresh, spring lawn…

…nothing feels better than a well-deserved snooze.

—Xena and Cosmo

Humans, have you considered the impact of tariffs on our essential household expenditures?

I trust you have planned accordingly and are stocking up on Temptations, as well as procuring my Halloween accoutrements, including ravens, ghosts, bats, sundry witches’ hats, and perhaps some decorative cobwebs.

Also, plant a pumpkin patch. I hear gourd prices could go through the roof.

—Darth Vader

Darth Vader takes his napping poses very seriously.

I’d never say it to his face, but sometimes it feels like he’s showboating.

—Sunny

I see we’re having pizza for dinner, Humans.

Anybody want to hook up a Dog with a crust or a slice or maybe even a whole pie?

—Cosmo