It’s curious how the Humans are suspicious of me when I innocently climb the redbud, but less so when I remain below.

Surely they must realize that I am equally well-intentioned in both positions.
—Luna
It’s curious how the Humans are suspicious of me when I innocently climb the redbud, but less so when I remain below.

Surely they must realize that I am equally well-intentioned in both positions.
—Luna
I am always fancy, given that I’m always dressed in my bespoke tux…

…but I feel particularly fancy when I’m lounging atop the splendid Rainbow Donut.
—Cosmo
All Cats can perform a basic Loaf…

…but it takes years of loafing practice to effectuate an innovative Loaf with a stylishly curled tail.
—Darth Vader
This lap is very comfortable, but the Human attached to it could do a better job of providing supplementary ear skritches.

Get with it, Human Mommy.
Yours is not the only lap in town.
—Darth Vader
I don’t often avail myself of the Cat Tree…

…but when I do, I look magnificent.
—Darth Vader
I see you eating over there, Humans. You know who’s not eating?
Me!!

I sure would like to be eating.
—Cosmo
The new Rainbow Donut is ever so comfortable…

…and the girl Doggoes and Meowies tell me that I look very handsome on it.
—Sunny
It’s a beautiful day to be a beautiful Puppy Princess…

…looking out on the beautiful yard in spring bloom.
—Xena
Giving up is always an option…

…and is frequently the best choice.
—Lily
Why are you always so suspicious when I go for an innocent climb, Humans?

Sometimes it feels like you just don’t trust me!
—Luna