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Is it possible to give and receive too many kisses?

We certainly don’t think so!

—Cosmo and Xena

My Catsmas tree is up and it is most pleasing to me.

My puffy collar is still on and it is much less pleasing to me.

—Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Great Ornithologists understand that you sometimes need to go UP…

…to get the best view of the Birdies.

—Luna

Our compliments to the chef!

You sure know how to open a can of tuna like a pro, Human Daddy!

—Darth Vader, et al

Move, Little Xena! I want to binge-watch my Birdie shows from the bay window cushion.

But Auntie Amber, Human Daddy just threw out peanuts and my Squirrel show is getting good.

Can’t I stay a bit longer?

—Amber and Xena

My beloved Sleeping Cloud is capacious enough to accommodate the whole Pack…

…so long as we Tetris ourselves.

—Sunny

Occasionally, the printer wakes up and starts vomiting paper, which is both bad for the environment and quite noisy.

I have therefore assigned myself as its guard.

No printing will occur on my watch.

—Luna

My perfectly sized Cat Couch has always been cozy…

…but my new fluffy, furry blanket makes it cozier still.

— Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

All cuddles with Human Daddy are great…

…but sunbeam enhanced cuddles are the absolute best.

—Cosmo

Sunny is up in Human Daddy’s arms while I’m down here on the cold floor.

I am not okay with this.

—Xena