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I’m in the happiest of all happy places…

…curled up next to my beloved Stella on my cushy Sleeping Cloud.

—Sunny

I’m not mad that you left your workstation to go potty, Human Mommy.

I’m just very disappointed.

This will be noted in your employee performance report and I may have to start rationing your daily beverage intake.

—Amber

Hunting? Who, us with our headlamp-like eyes?

No idea why you’d make such an assumption, Humans.

We are simply taking in the evening air.

—Luna and Lily

Don’t stress out, Humans!

Maybe you should try focusing on the glorious, crackly fire instead of the TV.

—Xena and Sunny

What a glorious day…

…to practice ornithology!

—Luna

So, if I understand what you’re saying, my dinner is going to be a whole hour late for the next few months.

Why, Humans? Who came up with this dreadful rule?

—Xena

Cold weather is coming so it’s more important than ever…

…to enjoy the buttery sunshine and balmy autumn breezes as much as possible.

—Lily

You’ve got bread, Human Daddy, and your bread’s got butter.

Meanwhile, I’ve got a very, VERY empty tummy.

—Cosmo

Okay, Humans, I appreciate the Witch’s hat, and the fallen leaves are the correct autumnal color, which is a plus.

But the lighting is a bit too bright and not nearly spooky enough. I trust you’ll fix that in post-production.

You better fix the lighting in post.

Also, where is my pumpkin?!

—Darth Vader