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Humans have absolutely no idea how to clean themselves properly.

Sometimes, you have to lick your Humans, both to demonstrate proper cleaning techniques and to achieve even a modicum of hygiene.

—Darth Vader

Happy Mother’s Day, Human Mommy!

We were unsuccessful in our attempts to procure a squirrel for your special day, but we are gifting you with a portrait of the pack in which we are all looking in the general direction of the camera.

We love you, Human Mommy.

—Cosmo, Stella, Sunny, and Xena

Great Voids, like great minds, think alike…

…and we think this is an optimal time and location for a snooze.

—Darth Vader and Stella

Ever feel like there’s a dark cloud over you?

Maybe your mood’s a bit down…

…or maybe Uncle Darth has installed himself on the bay window ledge above you.

—Sunny

When the Manager’s away, the Assistant Manager…

…and Deputy Assistant Manager must take over the supervision of Human Mommy.

Human Mommy cannot function without supervision.

—Lily and Luna

The Tortie Empress lounges…

…and considers her plans for world domination.

—Amber

Nothing enhances a graceful drape…

…like an impeccable tail curl.

—Lily

It’s a true joy…

…to snuggle on a cushy cushion with your main squeeze.

—Sunny

Stella and Lily told me to get off my Sleeping Cloud because they had some Important Girl Business to discuss.

I did as they asked, but now I’m wondering…

Am I the pushover?

—Sunny

Sometimes Human Mommy works a bit on the weekends.

This is, of course, a major inconvenience, as her percussive typing disrupts my naps.

Stop it, Human Mommy. Stop it now!

—Luna