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Lying adjacent to the weights is basically a workout.

I’m feeling fitter every minute.

—Lily

I love looking at Human Mommy and she loves looking at me.

We are our own mutual admiration society.

—Sunny

Who says that small, unobtrusive, totally non-threatening stones can’t adorn a fence, Birdie Friends?

I personally think that such a stone would make for an absolutely delightful perch.

—Luna

I don’t always need a blanket…

…but when I do, I prefer a pink, fluffy one befitting a Princess.

—Xena

Human Mommy is planning to sit in this new office chair.

As her Cat Manager, it’s my job to dissuade her from this course of action.

—Amber

Either you’ve got it or you don’t.

It’s obvious which category I fall into.

—Lily

I know I’m getting homemade chicken and rice for dinner because I smell it and because I watched Human Daddy make it.

Human Daddy won’t let me dig in, though, until it cools down.

Human Daddy can be overprotective.

—Cosmo

You are annoying me, Human Mommy.

The fact that you have no idea why you are annoying me exacerbates my annoyance.

—Luna

It doesn’t matter if you’re on Guard Cat duty, Finn.

You are not allowed to come up the stairs without paying the Stair Toll.

That’s the rule.

—Luna and Lily

We have different ways of greeting Human Mommy when she returns home after a prolonged, unauthorized absence.

The Woofies throw her a party, bestowing kisses and cuddles and licks as if they’re happy to see her.

It’s kind of pathetic.

We Cats, on the other Paw, pointedly ignore her, regardless of how often she trills our names or makes kissy-kissy noises in our direction.

This is Cold Tail, arctic in fact, and it’s exactly what Human Mommy deserves.

—Lily