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The Humans put me in bat wings for no discernible reason and promised that they would do so again for Halloween.

I am distraught.

I am also very, VERY angry.

—Xena

You have not known bliss…

…until you have enjoyed the pleasures of a full tummy rub!

—Sunny

Human Mommy sometimes calls me Mr. Spaghetti Legs.

I’m assuming this is a compliment because my legs are undeniably awesome, just like the rest of me.

—Finnegan

Dinner is taking longer than usual to materialize.

Collapse into a furry, starving puddle to conserve energy.

Surely, the Humans will attend to you soon.

—Cosmo

No, Humans, this absolutely cannot serve as my Official 2023 Halloween Portrait.

Why? you ask.

First, you took it from too far away and then zoomed in, which diminished its sharpness.

Second, the pumpkins are too much in the background and haven’t even been properly carved yet.

Third, I am in Egyptian pose and I did Egyptian pose last year.

We don’t want a repeat, do we?

—Darth Vader

I’m trying really hard not to be jealous.

I am not succeeding.

—Xena

How did I become so magnificent?

A regular exercise routine, a diet rich in protein—though, the Humans could increase the serving size—and plenty of sleep, though not an exaggerated amount like the Meowies.

—Cosmo

It looks like you going out to run errands, Human Daddy.

Don’t forget the Temptations!

—Darth Vader

We have different backgrounds, personalities, and preferences but…

…we are united in our love of the marvelous Sleeping Cloud.

Thank you, Grammy Cat!

—Sunny, Phelps, Lily, and Stella

Fall is here…

…and my crackly fire is nothing short of delightful.

—Phelps