Sometimes the Biggest, Baddest, Blackest, and Whitest Boss Cat allows a Junior Cat to occupy the highest platform of the Most Sacred Cat Tree.
Make no mistake, though. The Bestest, Highest platform is still mine.
–Phelps
Mine
Pathetic
You are working on spreadsheets on a Saturday, Human Mommy.
Could you be more pathetic?
–Lily
Napping
Napping is serious business.
Don’t let anyone tell you anything different.
–Amber
Basking
Especially with summer drawing to a close…
…basking in buttery sun puddles is more important than ever.
–Amber
After Work
You worked hard, Human Mommy, doing whatever you do with your clickety-clackety typing.
Time to relax.
–Lily
Used to be…
My Sniffer tells me that there used to be chicken in this Tupperware but my eyes tell me that it is now empty.
Why didn’t you share the chicken with me, Human Daddy?
–Cosmo
Chin Skritch
Chin skritch?
Yes, please!
–Sunny
When I do…
The Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat does not always guard the stairs…
…but when I do, no one goes up or down without paying the toll in full.
Especially the Woofies.
–Phelps
Unacceptable
Is your Human Mommy performing clickety-clackety typing on a Saturday, interrupting your afternoon nap?
Glare until she cools it.
–Amber
Management
A Tortie’s work is never finished!
Humans require constant supervision, especially when they are cleaning out their cupboards to ensure that they do not mistakenly dispose of your beloved Temptation treats.
–Sansa, Guest Contributor
