Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

No matter how nice the store bought Cat bed…

…a cardboard box is always cozier.

–Darth Vader

Can’t you take your afternoon nap on Human Daddy’s side of the bed, Human Mommy?

As you can see, I’m already installed on your pillow.

–Sunny

On a hot, muggy spring day…

…nothing is quite so refreshing as nibbling on a bit of fresh salad.

–Lily

Yes, Human Mommy, you are correct to recognize my superiority.

I trust you will be making a proper tribute of tuna when I awaken from my late morning nap.

–Phelps

Oh, the sun feels so good on my snowy white belly!

I plan on staying right here until I start to melt.

–Phelps

No, you may not open the door, Human Mommy.

Blocking doors is the divine right of Cats.

–Phelps and Darth Vader

No, you may not carry your laundry downstairs…

…well, at least not for the next 18-hours or so until I have finished my scheduled marathon nap.

–Lily

Before I became the Lion King…

…I was a Lion Princeling.

–Finnegan

My Human Mommy took me to the vet where they removed one of my molars.

I was attached to my molar and even more so to the fur they shaved off my leg to insert the IV.

It’s fine for me to remove my own fur by shedding but shaving is never, ever okay.

Prepare yourself for a long period of cold tail, Human Mommy.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

While others sunbathe lazily…

…the mighty Huntress is on the prowl.

–Luna