Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

On a particularly hot day, a normally dignified black and white boss Cat can momentarily lose his cool…

…and climb up into the park fountain.

Don’t judge me, Humans.

–Phelps

I hereby declare myself King of the Mountain and the Adjacent Flowers.

All hail the King!

–Finnegan

The Third Most Sacred Cat Tree is a nice napping spot…

…but a true connoisseur always opts for the new, big box.

–Lily

Ever feel like someone’s watching you while you’re innocently grazing on the fresh spring grass and clover?

It’s not all in your mind.

Between the Meowies and the cellphone wielding paparazzi, you are under constant surveillance.

–Sunny

Ooh, look at that handsome Doggo!

I bet we’d have a lot of fun playing together!

–Xena

I still love you with all my heart, Human Daddy…

…even though you didn’t share any of your delicious smelling lunch.

–Cosmo

Everything tastes better al fresco…

…food and beverages alike!

–Darth Vader

On Mondays, Tummy Rubs and Scruff Skritches are not a luxury…

…they are a necessity!

Oooh, thank you Human Mommy!

Don’t you feel better, too?

–Sunny

To be a Great Ornithologist, you must understand Birdies. You must almost become a Birdie.

That’s why I spend time meditating on Birdie things in the egg Grammy Cat gave me for this purpose.

–Luna

Well, I was sleeping but then Human Mommy entered the Private-Membees-Only-Cat-Club Penthouse, interrupting my nap.

Kindly refrain from making any additional noise.

–Amber