Good morning, Human!
I know you may want to sleep in a bit more, given that it’s Sunday, but you can’t…
…because I have hijacked the blanket and pillow.
–Tucker, Guest Contributor
No, but…
No, Human, you cannot get the chair back.
You may stroke my irresistible tummy, so long as you understand that my murder mittens and/or fangs will automatically deploy when you achieve a specific, ever changing, seemingly arbitrary level of tummy stimulus.
And, no, stroking my tummy will not restore you chair privileges.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
No Chair for You
You stood up, disrupting my lap muffin session…
…and now you want the chair back?!
No chair for you, Human.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
Lap Muffin
My Human is home all the time! I can’t believe my luck.
One of my favorite things in the world is being her lap muffin.
–Louie, Guest Contributor*
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Work from Home
Is your Human Mommy home all day, every day, “working”?
It is your job, as her Cat Manager, to make sure she doesn’t slack off.
–Phelps
Social Distancing
This social distancing thing is really hard…
…and awfully lonely.
Oh, that’s better!
–Xena
Bacon
Bacon, Papa Cosmo! Human Daddy’s got bacon!
Yes, I know, Little Xena.
Deploy your Puppy eyes, and your pointy ears, and all of your cuteness.
–Xena and Cosmo
Daffodils
My beloved Daffodils are in bloom.
Stay away, clumsy Woofies!
–Phelps
The Sun King
Yes, I understand that the sun rose hours ago.
But it’s the weekend and the Sun King doesn’t wish to rise just yet.
–Finnegan
Spring is coming
Spring is coming.
I can smell it and I can feel it in my paws.
–Cosmo
