What do you mean we’re out of treats, Human Mommy?!
The Woofies still have a whole bag of Pupperoni.

We’ll take that.
–Finnegan and Luna
What do you mean we’re out of treats, Human Mommy?!
The Woofies still have a whole bag of Pupperoni.

We’ll take that.
–Finnegan and Luna
There’s something up there…

I know there is!

Well hello there, Charlie! Are there lots of plump mice on your side of the rainbow bridge?
–Luna and Charlie
Is the laundry basket magnetic?

Or has Human Daddy provided generous piles of treats?
–Darth, Luna, Finnegan, Lily, and Amber
Are you too full to finish your last bite of dinner, Human Daddy?

We don’t want to waste food.

Please allow me to help.
–Cosmo
I’ve got a full belly,…

…a comfortable bed, and a crackly fire to keep me warm.

All is well.
–Sunny
Happy Friday, Humans! It’s time to chill.

Or it will be, right after you open a celebratory can of tuna and pour me a saucer of fresh cream.
–Lily
You should make your presence known when your Humans are cooking…

…so that they know to share the meal with you.
–Darth Vader
It’s important to tend to your stockings daily…

…to maintain their brilliant whiteness.
–Lily
Being a Dog Dad to Little Xena is a big responsibility.

I wouldn’t trade it for anything, not even all the bully sticks in the world.
–Cosmo
Good lap, Human Daddy!

Don’t move.
–Lily