Daily Feline Wisdom

Meowy Catsmas!

And Woofy Dogsmas!

Wishing you and yours a splendid holiday season and a wonderful new year!

Merry Meows,

Darth Vader, Lily, Luna, and Apollo

Festive Woofs and Wags,

Cosmo, Stella, Xena, and Sunny

We all love our loveseat.

The tippy-top of the back cushion is the most beloved part of our loveseat.

—Sunny

Sunny is the best Chin Rest, bar none…

…even when he’s gradually sliding off the couch.

—Stella

I am practicing my Gargoyle pose.

If all goes as planned, cold rain water will eventually shoot out of my mouth and fall on the annoying young interloper.

—Luna

What’s that, Humans? We are out of Temptations?!

This is a crisis. Get yourselves to the market A.S.A.P. and replenish our supply!!

—Luna and Apollo

I have a full belly, a comfy couch, and Human Daddy’s leg to use as a bolster.

It’s going to be a tip-top Saturday!

—Sunny

No, I’m not thinking of pouncing on Uncle Darth, Human Mommy.

I’m just innocently dangling my lanky front legs.

Why do you always assume the worst?

—Apollo

Oh, the toasty fire feels so warm on my silky fur!

I’ll give Human Daddy a thank you cuddle once I’m properly toasted.

—Xena

I’m not going to say that I forgive you for adopting the Bouncy, Pouncy, Not-So-Little-Anymore, Annoying Young Interloper, Humans.

Still, even I am becoming grudgingly accustomed to his antics and it appears we share a common interest in Birdies.

But you’re not forgiven. Not even a little bit.

—Luna

I wasn’t planning on posing for the camera, but Human Mommy told me that I was looking particularly handsome.

So I went ahead and pulled out a fierce pose.

You’re welcome, Human Mommy.

—Apollo