Daily Feline Wisdom

I trust that when Apollo is loosed upon the household…

…he will show proper respect for me, the Elder Cat.

—Darth Vader

I’ve got to work on my upper paw strength to hang with the big Cats and Woofies.

These weights should do the job nicely!

—Apollo

Here I am, magnificent as can be, enjoying a balmy breeze…

…in the Private, Members Only, Dog and Meowie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

—Cosmo

Human Mommy recently procured a pair of teething toys for me.

I appreciate the gesture, but it was unnecessary.

Human Mommy herself is the best teething toy of all!

—Apollo

I have heard the pitter-patter of Baby Meowie and I have been introduced to the Baby Meowie to whom the paws belong.

Soon he will be let out of his safe room, his boundless energy unleashed upon our household.

Is it any wonder I am building up a sleep surplus?

—Cosmo

Hi there! It’s me again. Human Daddy found a name for me.

My name is Apollo. Human Daddy thinks the mark on my nose looks like an “A” and Human Mommy says it reminds her of a rocket.

Either way, I’ve got A LOT of adventures ahead of me!

—Purrs and Pounces, Apollo

Hello! I’m the new guy. I don’t have a name just yet.

But I do have a very tall pillow mountain, as befits a Princeling.

—The New Little Guy

Your couch looks mighty comfy, Darth Vader.

May I join you?

—Sunny

All naps are nice, but this one is particularly lovely.

That’s why I’m smiling in my sleep.

—Sunny

Human Mommy’s clothes go through three stages, clean, dirty, and an indeterminate stage where they sit in a pile and will more than likely get another wearing even though they’re no longer really clean.

As Human Mommy’s Wardrobe Mistress, I always make a point of sitting on the indeterminate pile.

These clothes may not be quite clean, but I ensure that they are always perfectly furred.

—Luna